The Lonely Hearts Club

ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movieā€¦

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

(via michaelwazowski)

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

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sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via michaelwazowski)

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

bearzerky:

this bear is perfect in every way like scientifically there is nothing wrong with him

(via mistyslay)

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

(Source: lindsaychrist, via mistyslay)

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

(via michaelwazowski)

caseyanthonyofficial:

A moment of silence for my black friend Emilee

caseyanthonyofficial:

A moment of silence for my black friend Emilee

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“privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail.”
— judge mathis, speaking the truth (via spring1999)

(Source: warcrimenancydrew, via michaelwazowski)